Don't shoot me, but this was rather timely. This is how I usually live on vacation. Since I'm gone for over a week this time, I am determined to not let the
following be my montra!
The 23rd Pastrami
My appetite is my shepherd; I always want.
It maketh me sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.
It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating
For the food tasteth so good.
The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me.
When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me
For I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in.
As I filleth my plate continuously, My clothes runneth smaller.
Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me all the days of my life
And I shall be "pleasingly plump" forever.
(from Free Christian Content.org - Daily Christian Jokes 2)
I absolutely, positively refuse to sing that song!!!!
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